Last night, my friend and I went to the restaurant with the great food and the wonderful staff (aka Double Knot). Before we ate we stopped at the Bookstore of Temptation (aka Joseph Fox - they have a website, too) and brought books. I did not buy this book. As great as it is, and it is great, it is not 16 dollars great when you are limited in funds and are already buying $60 worth of books. I did read it because JF is that type of awesome bookstore.
If Trump, his speeches, and his gerbil or attack cat that perches on his head frightens you as much as he does me, you might want to give this adult parody of rhyming children's book a try.
Take for instance:
The beasty is called an American Trump.
Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump.
Its fur so complex you might get enveloped.
Its hands though are, sadly, underdeveloped.