If I had been drinking milk, it would've come out my nose! (as it was I as drinking something stronger)

How to Survive an Amazon Forum Troll Attack: a Writer's Guide - Michele Foal

Okay, this isn’t a perfect book. There are some typos (though I am convinced some of them are intentional), but it’s so funny. It sends up the whole author who doesn’t stop talking train wreck. Some of the stuff is crazy, but if Michelle Foal is a real person, she must be so fun at a bar.