This was a surprise because it was somewhat sweet. It also seems to be a parody . I mean, the commanding officer is General Horace Steele (who I will admit at one point seems to have more two hands, though he doesn't do anything interesting with them). And c'mon, whose name is really Randy Dangle?
Though there are some funny lines "his smooth face was bright and eager to serve his commanding office" or "He began to feel a tingle in his trousers".
Still, I have read much worse.