I really hope the author doesn't take this the wrong way (Vampire v. Werewolf square)

Sweet Tooth: Lord of the Pies - R. M. Huffman

This is one of those books that is stupid in all the right ways.


Dr Pierce (he is a Doc, thank you) is a vampire who runs an asylum because why not.  It's Thanksgiving so, of course, someone sucked the turkey.


There are a couple choppy sentences (it sounds  like someone knows Pierce is a vampire after we are told he didn't, for a sec it sounds like he is England) but it is so funny and has really good references.  And it is still free.  Love!