This is one of those books that is stupid in all the right ways.
Dr Pierce (he is a Doc, thank you) is a vampire who runs an asylum because why not. It's Thanksgiving so, of course, someone sucked the turkey.
There are a couple choppy sentences (it sounds like someone knows Pierce is a vampire after we are told he didn't, for a sec it sounds like he is England) but it is so funny and has really good references. And it is still free. Love!