I really hope the author doesn't take this the wrong way (Vampire v. Werewolf square)
This is one of those books that is stupid in all the right ways.
Dr Pierce (he is a Doc, thank you) is a vampire who runs an asylum because why not. It's Thanksgiving so, of course, someone sucked the turkey.
There are a couple choppy sentences (it sounds like someone knows Pierce is a vampire after we are told he didn't, for a sec it sounds like he is England) but it is so funny and has really good references. And it is still free. Love!